90210: Women's Intuition
Alright, so our friend Sasha, Ms. I'm-WAY-Too-Mature-To-Date-Dixon, stoops to an ultimate low level -- lying about being pregnant? Girl, you're not lying to an adult here, Dixon is a little baby himself -- with a mother who is obviously a lot more experienced and smart than you are. But really? You're going to make this poor kid wet his pants by making him a father? You definitely fooled us, Sasha, but Debbie called you out REAL good. That's a real mother's intuition right there
Just when you thought that Sasha had won this week's BIOTCH Award, we regret to inform you that Jen came in to make it a tie. The woman doesn't even like Ryan -- she's already said she's just using him sooth the fears of her real rich guy she's GOld Digging! Now who do you think you are little Ms. Goldie Locks, walking into poor Ramona's job and calling her old? And yes, her name is Ramona but of course you knew that... And to top that all off, she lies to Ryan about Liam wanting to sleep with her? Oh please, don't flatter yourself, Jen. Ryan may be blind to your vindictive character, but Liam experienced it first-hand and is going to get you good, you just wait. That's what we're hoping, at least...
There's more after the jump -- keep reading!
Now speaking of sick relationships, let's take a minute to look at what's going on between Annie and Jasper -- the guy's a drug dealer, honey, so snap out of whatever dream you're in. We do have to give him an Oscar, however, for his wonderful acting skills... You definitely fooled Annie; now she's blind as a bat. But we still have faith -- even Little Red Riding Hood figured out that she was dealing with a snarling wolf eventually.
Navid, on the other hand, is our little sweetheart. Besides trying to look out for Annie, he still expresses his concern for Adrianna, but of course she scares him away with her desperate tears. You ripped the guy's heart out of his chest, ate it, and then spit it out, Ade. You can't expect him to put a smile on his face and take you back. We suggest you pull yourself together before Jasper pulls you into the dark side -– he's doing a great job with Annie so far. And by the way, Silver and Teddy are not hooking up and Navid is not some pimp -– those are just figments of your twisted imagination...That's why we suggest you don't do drugs, because they'll mess you up even more.
Finally, Liam and Ivy make out and release all that sexual tension that was floating around in the air. You know you wanted to, Liam. Just because she can kick your butt at surfing doesn't mean she isn't hot. It was bound to happen anyway, we had predicted it.
Quotes of the Week
"You look much older in person." – Jen to Ramona
"It's interesting that you have already heard the heart beats when that can only happen during week six of the pregnancy...It starts with you're not pregnant and it ends with stay away from my son." – Debbie to Sasha
"It's me and you against the world." - Annie to Jasper (Yeah, keep that attitude up and you'll end up in prison, baby)
Comments
annie has crap attitude. silver and teddy - ewwwwww
<3 naomi and liam, too bad he`s benefiting with ivy :(
Posted by: Vanessa | November 6, 2009 3:53 AM
haha, you make me laugh!
they way you write. "(Yeah, keep that attitude up and you'll end up in prison, baby)." thats the best quote ever!
Posted by: brian | November 5, 2009 12:18 AM
Aren't you tired of Annie's storyline? Seriously get over it, can she stops being miserable for a second and become the old annie that we loved. And please let her interact with characters other than Jasper, the guy freaks me out.
Posted by: maude | November 4, 2009 10:36 PM