Gossip Girl: Mr. Vanderbilt Goes to Washington
G-rated rock star: Is Rufus really unaware of the condition known as Gonorrhea of the throat? We're not suggesting that Rufus took part in any illicit sexual activity with the scores of groupies that must have hung out back stage when he was on tour, but surely he must have known a bass player or drummer dispensing the venereal disease like candy.
Worst outfit to wear to the office: As if the hulking shoulder pads weren't enough, Serena donned a mini-dress with a gaping hole cut out in the back to Tripp's office. C'mon, the man is at work.
Showing her age: Serena cites Jude Law's turn in the "Alfie" remake as the crush of her life. Oh honey, when you grow up and realize Mr. Law falls on the lower end of the hot scale, please Netflix "Legends of the Fall" to view a man worthy of an intense cinematic fantasy.
Threesome, the sequel: Dan, Olivia and Blair joining forces for NYU's cabaret show. This threesome may not involve shedding clothes, but fireworks erupt either way.
Best pissing contest: Vanessa and Olivia engage in a verbal cat fight over Dan. Is he really worth all this drama?
Best characterization of an Upper East Side Queen: Wearing designer clothes and bossing people around. Yep, that sounds about right. And to think Jenny gave up her fashion designing career aspirations for a life of this.
Worst career move: Drug dealer. What is Jenny thinking? How does one go from debutante to drug runner in a matter of weeks?
Best rescue: Chuck saving Jenny before she actually popped that pill in her mouth. Too bad he didn't snatch her phone away too before she could text Damien to set up another rendezvous.
Worst excuse: Jenny telling Chuck she's more lonely and bored than she was in Brooklyn to explain her illegal dalliance with Damien. Maybe you're lonely and bored because you've alienated all of your friends with your vicious antics?
Best doormat: Nate. Serena goes to Nate for help. He professes his love and she pays him back by leaving the bar with Tripp. We know quite a few girls ready and willing to make Nate happy once he decides to drop these energy-sucking, self-obsessed society girls once and for all.
Olivia shamelessly leaves Dan with his freshly discovered feelings for Vanessa just in time for Vanessa to find a guy. Unrequited love strikes again! Blair may have finally won over the student body with her secret Lady Gaga concert. Because the only friends worth having are the ones you can buy. And Nate's still sitting on that bar stool dumbfounded as Serena plays tonsil hockey with his married cousin. Since when does a fight equal divorce? What did you think? Has Serena crossed a line? Is Jenny going to turn into a juvenile delinquent?
Comments
omg!! finally nate and serena (they have so much chemistry) and they steal my sunshine with stupid trip! i was all for trip before i found out nate still had feelings for serena and they almost kissed!! i love them! and jenny is so stupid! when is she going to go back to fashion??? chuck was AWESOME saving her!! i love that but jenny SCREWS it up!! anyway, awesome EPISODE!! blair with her faces and omg y'all had a threesome "the other person is supposed to be a stranger" anyway...i liked it!
Posted by: KT | November 19, 2009 8:40 PM
"Oh honey, when you grow up and realize Mr. Law falls on the lower end of the hot scale, please Netflix "Legends of the Fall" to view a man worthy of an intense cinematic fantasy."
Definitely speaking for yourself, sister. Jude is intensely hot, on stage (recently attended Hamlet), in person (stage door, Hamlet), on screen, and in his Dior ads. He has his wicked way with me quite often. And I've got more than a decade on Serena.
Posted by: sheryl | November 17, 2009 1:45 PM